June 2012
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wikitiki:
your hot dog
is no match
for my bratwurst
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wikitiki:
dear world,
“shipping” something does not necessarily mean you want those involved in the pairing to have sex at their current ages and states of being or even at all ever
love,
wiki
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phinflynn:
he’s a semi aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action
he’s a furry little flatfoot who will never flinch from a fray
he’s got more than just mad skills
he’s got a beaver tail and a bill
and the women swoon
whenever they hear him say
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TWO MONTHS FROM NOW
yourlandladynotyourmanservant:
I WILL BE IN THE ARMS
OF BRIGIT LARKIN
THIS IS HAPPENING
same
except y’know insert “lauren kelley” where my name is
because i’m already in my own arms
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Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
May 2012
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larxenesomebody:
merlinsfuckingbeard:
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always...
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derpihavenocreativity:
all i want is a female heroine that can kick butt without having giant gravity-defying breasts
oh cool thanks
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
msamberhazard:
msamberhazard:
tal9000:
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed...
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popcornmassacre:
Hey Tumblr, let me tell you a little about you.
Early on, you felt much more mature than your age, and yet immature all the same. You always were the kind who wanted to sit at the adult table, learn big words to impress the big kids, excel past those who society says you will fall down behind. And yet you clung onto certain things most kids gave up on, some not even doing at...
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Reading up on this whole Phineas and Ferb...
silverwindghost:
“The movie is preceded by a short film titled Cartoons of Disney Channel’s Past in theaters, which shows what characters from previous Disney Channel cartoons such as “Kim Possible”, “Lilo & Stitch”, and “American Dragon: Jake Long” have been doing since their shows’ cancellation.”
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orbofjonfusion:
FEMINISM ISN’T PUTTING WOMEN ON A PEDESTAL IT’S ABOUT PUTTING MEN AND WOMEN ON EQUAL FOOTING WHY ARE PEOPLE STUPID
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*Grandpa Flynn and Lawrence sitting in an awkward silence in the living room*
Grandpa Flynn: ...Sooo, uh, how's the antique business?
Lawrence: Oh, it's just fine! You know they have a saying in the antique business.
*long pause*
Grandpa Flynn: Mm, what is it...?
Lawrence: *confused* What is what?
Grandpa Flynn: The saying? That you use in the antique business?
Lawrence: Ohh. I don't use it. But there is one.
*more silence*
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canderemy:
guys look at the info on these new episodes
here, here, here, and here
vanessa/monty shipping probably :3
DOOF TURNS INTO A FREAKING PLATYPUS OMG
NO OMG CLIFFHANGER ABOUT PERRY
AUGH WHY MUST WE WAIT A MONTH TO FIND OUT WHERE PERRY IS
so yeah i’m internally screaming
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textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
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Phineas and Ferb Fandom: Ships are awesome! None of us care what you ship! Ship wars are nothing!
Phineas and Ferb Fandom: Just... just one thing.
Phineas and Ferb Fandom: DO NOT
Phineas and Ferb Fandom: SHIP
Phineas and Ferb Fandom: VANESSA/DOOF
Phineas and Ferb Fandom: IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE FORCIBLY EXPELLED FROM THE FANDOM AND TREATED AS IF YOU DO NOT EXIST
Phineas and Ferb Fandom: Happy shipping!
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phinflynn:
“I know what you mean, Ferb. It does feel like more than 104 days.”
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phinflynn:
jeremy comes to give candace her mp3 player and she runs from him, thinking she’s a vampire of course
when stacy shows up and asks “did she just jump over that fence?” jeremy just smiles and says “you had to take her to the vampire movie, didn’t you?”
let’s talk about jeremy johnson for a second.
jeremy knows that candace is weird. she believes things too easily regardless of how...
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