February 2012
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like a resurrection: Who the “old friend” could be... →
penvellyn:
Who the “old friend” could be in Tomb of the Lost Queen:
Frank Hardy. (For the love of God, there had better be flirting and/or mutually awkward conversations about how horrible emotions are between Frank and Nancy in this game, or I will die.)
Sonny Joon. Well, I’d bet my life we’ll at least…
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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Disneyland/Disney World commercials.
normal people: Oh, how fun! I think it would be nice to take a trip there.
me: OH MY GOD
NO
LORD HAVE MERCY
GET THIS OFF OF MY TV
MY SOBS
MY CREYS
MY EVERYTHING
TAKE ME BACK
TAKE ME BACK
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK OH MY GOD THAT CHILD IS HUGGING MICKEY MOUSE
I WANT TO HUG MICKEY MOUSE
OH CHRIST I MISS IT
I HATE EVERYTHING
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a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
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mrskarp:
my friends think that i think glee is the best show on tv
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ktbakerstreet:
timelordy-teganbreann:
countshadows:
martinfreejam:
VIETNAMESE NAIL LADY
MADE OF SWISS CHOCOLATE
JOKER, SMOKER, MIDNIGHT TOKER
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my 2012 election slogan
powerlesbian:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
I keep seeing people confused and laughing because...
i-found-the-airport-justine-time:
myfeetlitup:
happyinchintz72:
OH GOD YOU CAN’T DO THAT. I’m confused as to why you’re confused…
Kermit IS real. It’s part of the magic. Recently, an interviewer in this country, mid interview, said “oh god, I can’t believe I’m talking to two puppets” and the entire audience hissed at him.
It’s the BEST thing about The Muppets and always has been.
They do...
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: I want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
that conversation though
darren: so how about those fangirls
kermit: same man
cracktastic:
and then they started harmonizing and my insides exploded in a fit of rainbows and stars and sunshine
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
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anberlyn:
when you start shipping 2 characters on a show you don’t even freaking watch.
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This is a call to men everywhere. Stop with the...
feministepiphanies:
“A lot of people accuse feminists of thinking that all men are rapists. That’s not true. But do you know who think all men are rapists?
Rapists do.
They really do. In psychological study, the profiling, the studies, it comes out again and again.
Virtually all rapists genuinely believe that all men rape, and other men just keep it hushed up better. And more, these people...
reasons to reelect obama
obligatorywit:
neil patrick harris said he’s rad
everything else
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Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all...
– Part of Hillary Clinton’s speech to the UN on LGBT rights ( gay .org.uk)