to add insult to injury, the platypus is leading

lesmisphangirl:

spookyhouse:

this has got to be illegal

Am I the only one who can smell this through the monitor?

No. No, you aren’t.

wikitiki:

your hot dog

is no match

for my bratwurst

wikitiki:

dear world,

“shipping” something does not necessarily mean you want those involved in the pairing to have sex at their current ages and states of being or even at all ever

love,

wiki

phinflynn:

he’s a semi aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action

he’s a furry little flatfoot who will never flinch from a fray

he’s got more than just mad skills

he’s got a beaver tail and a bill

and the women swoon

whenever they hear him say

fuckyeahdisneyentertainment:

Merida by skeletonstockings on Flickr.

TWO MONTHS FROM NOW

yourlandladynotyourmanservant:

I WILL BE IN THE ARMS

OF BRIGIT LARKIN

THIS IS HAPPENING

same

except y’know insert “lauren kelley” where my name is

because i’m already in my own arms

Woman v. The Government

Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.

pacify-eris:

How much does Saudi Arabia hate women? So much so that 15 girls died in a school fire in Mecca in 2002, after “morality police” barred them from fleeing the burning building — and kept firefighters from rescuing them — because the girls were not wearing headscarves and cloaks required in public. And nothing happened. No one was put on trial. Parents were silenced.

from Mona Eltahawy’s Why Do They Hate Us?

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it　

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy